Misery. Revenge. Hate. Games characters really got the short end of the 'issues' stick when being handed out lives to lead. Good thing for our Jack then that people who buy games enjoy killing (and eating if the recent Swedish report is anything to go by).
For those of you demanding more mental stimulation from your games, we'll also mention that the game takes place in two symbiotic realities - the above and the below - which is also a posh way of saying 'above ground' and 'below ground'. Okay, it's not that hard to grasp, but the press release did make it seem that way for at least two seconds.
You can all be redeemed this June - the 30th to be precise - when Jack will be ready to pump gunpowder into the nearest man on your PS2 and Xbox.