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Playboy: The Mansion

Prepare for a game of Sim Titty. Playboy: The Mansion is an empire building sim where your empire is a soft porn mag, and building it up is a case of enlisting ever more top-heavy totty to get 'em out for the lads next to articles on rock climbing and rimming.

It looks like The Sims, right down to the way you give commands to Hugh 'more poontang than hot dinners' Heffner, looking resplendent in his smoking jacket. The sections where you work out what's going in your magazine sound a little too much like work to us, but it could be an interesting.

As well as putting together your mag, you have to manage Heff's social life, decorating his mansion and throwing parties to influence the rich and famous. That as well as watching scantily clad Playmates jump up and down on a trampoline while standing awfully close.


In concept, this is the best management game ever, but it could well turn out to be a cheap cash-in, albeit with lovely great norks. We'll let you know which when we've seen more.