Playboy: The Mansion

We were never expecting Playboy: The Mansion to be a masterpiece, but we've just played preview code and the latest abuse 'em up is looking fairly entertaining, if in a base and very basic way. Playing Heff, you have to build your magazine and mansion up from humble beginnings to a porn paradise by shooting centerfolds (with a camera), throwing parties and wowing celebs. It's not going to challenge The Sims, but you can bury your face in silicone-enhanced breasts in front of other party guests, and we can't help but admire it for that.