When you think about it, the scariest thing about a zombie is probably the way it smells. Imagine the smell of a zombie fart, for instance. With a diet consisting mainly of brains, zombie ass gas filtering through rotten intestines must smell absolutely horrifying.
Resident Evil 4, however, is even scarier than that. Without giving too much away about Capcom's stunning re-imagining of the classic survival horror series, you'll come up against enemies far worse than dumb, slow zombies. It truly is the terrifying game experience you'll ever have, and we absolutely love it.
That's why we've hooked up with Nintendo to offer you the ultimate pant-messing Resi 4 prize bundle. One lucky winner will shuffle off with a Resident Evil 4 GameCube bundle including a copy of the game and a specially branded Cube, and five tickets for Nintendo's Evil Evolves horror film tour!
Three runners-up will all receive a copy of Resident Evil 4 on Cube plus five tickets for the Evil Evolves horror film tour.
And better yet, eighteen (yup, 18) additional winners will all scoop five tickets for the Evil Evolves tour!
Nintendo's Evil Evolves horror movie tour is taking the cream of classic horror cinema to cities around the UK. If you snatch some of our exclusive tickets for the Leicester (March 19, 20) and Leeds (March 25, 26, 27) legs of the tour you'll be able to scare yourself silly with flicks like Halloween and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and then scare the sense back into you by trying out Resident Evil 4 in the cinema!
But remember - you need to be over 18 to enter this competition and gain entry to the Evil Evolves Horror Film Tour. Ages will be verified on the door.
We'll be drawing the first winners on Friday so get to it - answer the question below and pack some spare undercrackers: Evil has evolved...