Nintendogging site let off the leash

Discover the newest site devoted to untold Bark Mode adventures - or does something muckier lurk below?

Once the preserve of semi-famous ex-footballers like Stan Collymore, that quaint old traditional English pastime of dogging has now spread into the arena of gaming, in the form of

A small but perfectly formed spoof site, Nintendogging is apparently dedicated to Nintendog's Bark Mode feature, where you can enable wi-fi to let your pooches play with fellow Nintendog's owners' puppies.

Hmmmm... even than sentence feels like one giant double entendre but peer into Nintendogging's forums and you'll find a wealth of hilarious posts like - and we hope you're not unduly shocked by this - 'bitch needs sausage', Betty the Labrador's 'wet and willing' and of course Miss Lead-Lash's kind offer of Obedience Lessons'.

Top stuff and be sure to check it out, but make sure you've brushed your coat and done your business first.