Think you know your Collymores from your cauliflowers? Your goal posts from your gonads? Well, step up footie fans, as Konami launches its Going For Goal Pro Evo 5 web quiz, on the internet and everything.
It's all a bit baffling for some of us here at the office with absolutely no interest in football whatsoever, but we've been assured the whole thing's a veritable laugh riot.
You can either play solo or compete with a friend (which in our delirious jetlagged state sounds like something that requires a soggy biscuit) to prove your worth as the ultimate football fount of all knowledge and be in with the chance of winning a bunch of Konami games amongst other gleaming gems of free stuff.
That's free stuff. You like free stuff! Go play!