Lesbian ninjas. You heard right. Lesbian ninjas. Imagine the possibilities...
Now wipe that look off your face and listen - it's a dungeon game where you pick up magical items and cast spells, gradually levelling up and fi ghting colourful foes who get bigger, stronger and uglier. It's in the style of Japan's long-running Mysterious Dungeon series, which includes the upcoming Pokémon Mystery Dungeon, and there's no evidence of lesbianism anywhere other than in one risqué anime press shot. The story's all in Japanese and it is hard to understand what's going on, although this doesn't really matter once you've fi gured out how the magic works. Increasing your HP lets you inflict more damage, and exploring the dungeons is satisfying, fast and fun all round.