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2007's Best & Worst Box Art

The designs that have made us laugh and, or cry

Videogame box art is there to grab the eyeballs of the less knowledgeable and lure them into parting with their money. However, that does not mean that the dedicated among us cannot stand back and appreciate (or ridicule) what some marketing bloke thinks looks good on the front of a box.

We have of course seen a huge number of high profile launches in 2007. Some have matched the hype, others haven't. But a big marketing budget doesn't necessarily equate to a stunning (even collectable) piece of art gracing the box. We can prove it too!

In the name of fun, we decided to pick our best and worst pieces of box art from the year.

Speaking of big-budget games with duff box art, enter Crysis. For such a massive game, the box art's so boring we've been using it to send ourselves off the sleep. And Halo 3? It's just like someone thought, "Hell, all we need to do is slap a picture of Master Chief on it and we'll be fine". Actually, they're probably right. But it's still dull, dull, dull.

Joining Crysis and Halo 3 in our 'Worst box art of 2007' list are Supreme Commander, The Orange Box (box art plopiness in its prime) and Shadowrun, which for once proved that you CAN judge a game by its cover.

Finally, deserving an honorary mention, is the box art for Cheggers Party Quiz, which we immediately want to hold a blow torch to every time we clap eyes on it.

One the other side of the fence, meanwhile, there has been box art that has had our eyes singing with joy, our favourite probably being Resident Evil 4 on Wii. But we also tip our hat to Bioshock, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (PS3) and Heavenly Sword for zapping us with jolts of happiness.

So now, let's look at the box art...

THE WORST OF 2007

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Shadowrun: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear
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The Orange Box: Or is it a Tesco's Economy brand reject?
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Halo 3: Jeez Master Chief, at least pull an interesting pose
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Crysis: More like an advert for a futuristic fetish convention
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Supreme Commander: Clearly NOT a silver dream machine
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Cheggers Party Quiz: No. Just no!
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Deal or No Deal: Only more boring if it had TWO pictures of Noel Edmonds on it
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Fire Pro Wrestling: So bad, it almost made it into the best of 2007
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A darts game: Truly we have hit close to rock bottom
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Legend of Camelot: The shock has rendered us speechless
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Metroid Prime 3: Let's see how many times we can get Samus on the cover, and STILL make it dull



THE BEST OF 2007
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Heavenly Sword: Beautiful, beautiful. If she were real, we'd offer her a sweety
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Bioshock: Big, stomping metal death with a dash of spooky. Nice
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Call of Duty 4: Mean and green, it shouts testosterone
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Resident Evil 4: Probably our favourite. It's got Texas Chainsaw Massacre written all over it
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Uncharted: Big shotgun, big skull, big thumbs-up
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Forza 2: One of this year's most stylish bits of box art
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WarioWare Smooth Moves: Proof that often less is more
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Ninja Gaiden Sigma: Stylish and, of course, ninja
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Umbrella Chronicles: It's got zombies in it. Nuff said


Now you've reached the bottom of the page, have your say on your personal best and worst box art of the year in the comments below. (You can see more on Neo Gaf).

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