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What game is Anne Diamond talking about?

"I stopped playing when I was set on fire and something splattered blood all over my visor." Answer inside...

Ex-morning telly presenter and Celebrity Fit Club cheat Anne Diamond has got a new gig - reviewing games for the Daily Mail in light of yesterday's Byron Report. And she's awesome at it!

"I stopped playing when I was set on fire and something splattered blood all over my visor," says Anne after having a go at Clive Barker's Jericho. We wish we could think up lines like that sometimes Anne. "Just reviewing these games, made my hair stand on end," she told the paper.

Another classic quote comes in her 'review' of the mighty Resident Evil 4: "When I played I was stabbed to death with pitchforks amid fountains of my own blood." If you don't mind Anne, we'll use that in our Resi 5 review. Full credit to you of course.

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Anne Diamond on Resi 4

She then adds, "This kind of violence can only be bad for you." What kind of violence is good for you then, Anne? We do wonder, though, if she really knows Resi 4 as well as she makes out. "There has been a cataclysmic chemical attack and Earth is roamed by zombies," she says of the plot. That wasn't in the game we played...?

Check out Anne's diamond reviews below and hit this link for her take on DOA4 and Scarface.

Be sure to check out the scary Photoshop job of Anne holding her favourite games while you're there...

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