Die Hard actor Bruce Willis is negotiating to star in Liongate's Kane and Lynch: Dead Men movie.
Willis will play Adam "Kane" Marcus, a bald headed mercenary who partners up with pony tailed schizophrenic killer James Lynch.
According to Variety, the flick will be the directorial debut of Simon Crane, who served as second unit director and stunt coordinator on Mr & Mrs. Smith, Troy and X-Men: The Last Stand. It's probably going to be rubbish then.
It's being penned by some guy called Kyle Ward, who has to date only written a movie about an amateur boxer who enters a local contest so he can buy an engagement ring for his girlfriend.
Shooting is set to start later on this year, for a release some time in 2009. Billy Bob Thornton as Lynch?