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Spore: the first hour

A puerile introduction to intelligent design.

When I first heard of Spore, I was amazed. A galaxy of unique user-created creatures to meet, befriend and defeat. I asked myself what I'd build... Friendly sentient ETs? Aggressive, warmongering monsters?

No. Like at least 10% of the population, I realised I wanted to build a GIANT COCK.


So I did. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the world's first Spore penis. I know it's not perfect - I'm not convinced that the measles look is necessary. Nor am I happy with the density of its organic thatch.

But still. FIRST POST!