The cover disc for the next issue of Official Xbox Magazine will include the New Xbox Experience dashboard update.
This means that the redesigned Xbox 360 backend - which was made available to Xbox Live users last year - will now be obtainable by those without internet access.
The new dash, in case you're still living in the dark ages (and looking at this site via one of your futuristic mate's "witchcraft" Blackberry devices) adds totally new menus, hard disk installs and Avatars, among other features.
Users still messing around with the old 'blades' interface will soon be forced to upgrade, as MS plans to ship NXE with new games and consoles.
Issue 46 of OXM goes on sale on April 9.