Last night London Launch events for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 rattled Leicester Square and Marylebone road - and our brains.
Dizzee Rascal, Danielle Lloyd and one or two Premier League footballers turned up for the occasion. Oh, and lots of games journalists as well - attractive ones.
Cocktails were liberally hurled around the room by young ladies in camouflage attire, a work colleague occasionally declared "coor, she's fit" in the direction of the glamour models, and we had to miss our last train in order to get a copy of the game. The things we do for you lot, eh?
Below is the censored batch of what we found inside our camera this morning. Enjoy.