CVG: The week's best comments

Words from you that made us smirk

Moving on from Titchmarsh we were worried that you guys wouldn't be able to maintain such a level of witty banter without a gardner as fuel for the fire. We're sorry for ever doubting you.

On form as ever, this week it was the likes of Project Natal, Modern Warfare 2 and our perfectly correct, scientifically based Top 50 list (wink) that brought out your best.

Here are your funniest contributions, and remember, your comments keep us going.

MW2 Stimulus pack is worth the money - Infinity Ward

what's modern warfare 2?
Welcome adgr19.

Warfare 2 haters are still playing, says Infinity Ward

I wouldn't class myself as a 'hater'. But I don't like it. I don't own it. I don't play it and never will ever buy.
JuiKuen just had to tell us how little exposure he has had to MW2. It's almost less than none

No we aren't. We're playing BFBC2 cos its a thousand times better.

I'll probably end up buying the map pack though, but thats cos I'm just a sucker...
shadyMrPatch's rebellion didn't last long.

Halo: Reach will be 'biggest game ever' - Bungie

Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really hate that GT5....?

A little musical interlude from Mark240473 there. Does anyone want to...

We're walking in the air,
we're floating in the moonlit sky;
the people far below
are sleeping as we fly.......

...Oh no wait, Mark240473's off again.

PS3 games are best on average - Famitsu

"There may be trouble ahead...
But while there's music and moonlight and love and romance...
Let's face the music and dance."

Seriously Mark240473, what are you doing?

Fooking fanboys Japanese mag scumz... Wonderswan iz nomb3r onez roflcopter
BattleMoose87 has a seizure

GameGear was and still is the dogs bollox man!!
And Blu-ray is nothing compared to a good slide show! Isn't that right bunneyo?

Microsoft working on Project Natal 2

Interactive porn...where you can control on screen happenings with your c**k
TykerD3 gives the finger to Wii's family friendly policy. He has bigger ideas.

LittleBigPlanet 2 confirmed, uses PS Move?

I know exactly what they're doing with it, known for months. Not telling though.
... Cheers for that Kezwar, good to know. Good to know.

The 50 Best PS3 Games

wheres Savage moon? cmon you big doughnuts, Wipeout should of been a lot higher as well
We've been called many names in our time martinawatson but never one as offensive as 'doughnuts'. *Sniff*.

Rating flower at 50 is just wrong. Like sticking your junk in a cheerio
Coulson1990 accidentally suggests he may be lacking in some areas.

Where the hell is Alan Titchmarsh and the Quest for Idiocy? I know it was only on Norwegian import, but still! The erotica-writing minigame was legendary! Anyone with me?
Jimmy Luxury keeps the Titchmarsh hate alive. Unless that game is real...Wait is that game real?

Jimi Hendrix coming to Rock Band

Sounds pretty cool. Just hope they make the guitar out of non toxic plastic.
moss66 likes to melt his gaming peripherals.

I genuinely love sales figures.
sweatyBallacks is starting to sound like a drunk CEO.