A 24-year-old catering worker from Manchester has blamed Wii Fit for her raving sex addiction.
Apparently, after accidentally falling off of her balance board and damaging a nerve, Amanda (that's her name) developed something called 'persistent sexual arousal syndrome' and now needs "ten sex sessions a day".
Even the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on, reports The Daily Star.
She said: "It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.
"With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I'll find a superstud who can satisfy me."
That's a bullet point for the back of the box, eh? Surely Nintendo could fit this in to one of those Ant and Dec adverts somehow...