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Vagina game expands with penis extension

Privates set for DLC release

Everyone's favourite vagina game, "Privates" is set to recieve a 'penis expansion' next year. It's the game that keeps on giving.

The side-scrolling blaster, originally set in and around the female genitalia, will be receiving free download content in 2011, it's been confirmed.

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The DLC comes after Privates' "huge, throbbing success" (that's developer Zombie Cow's words not ours).

"We've decided to go all-out and make a whole new adventure, this time set inside a gentleman's bits," said Zombie Cow's Dan Marshall.

"We're also planning to cram in new gameplay mechanics, new enemy types, new locations, and a new player character."

The DLC will be PC-only since the original game was canned on the 360 and will be available during Easter next year.

Privates is free to download from the E4 website, so you've got no excuse.

That's Comments Of The week sorted then.

[ SOURCE: Zombie Cow ]

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