David Jaffe has proffered a rather lewd, crude and 'interesting' description of Sony's NGP (PSP2) - but it looks like he's a fan.
He said: "I like the NGP from what I've seen of it! I want one!"
However, that wasn't before a rather more bizarre description of why Jaffe's EatSleepPlay studio won't be working on games for the machine just yet. (Warning: Censorship is at play here, but this ain't for kids).
Jaffe wrote: "New hardware is like new p**sy. It's exciting at first but after you've experienced enough fresh vagina over the years - while there's still always a bit of excitement when something new comes along - you learn that sooner than later, the new and exciting becomes the standard and dependable and so it's best to just stay focused and [grateful] on what you've got at the moment and if you need to make a change, it'll just happen organically."
He added: "And yes, Edge, you can use that quote for your SoundBytes section. I made it JUST FOR YOU! :)"
Not if CVG gets there first, big man.
Jaffe later clarified his gigglesome post by stating that, although EatSleepPlay isn't working on any NGP titles, hes still a fan:
"It was not anti-NGP at all. I'm just saying we are grateful Sony is letting us make games for the PS3 and if NGP is in our future, that will rock but it's not something I'm thinking about cause I'm so focused, happy, and [grateful] 4 the hardware we're currently using."
Jaffe's modern day reworking of Twisted Metal is due for release exclusively on PS3 later this year.
Comments
39 comments so far...
altitude2k on 29 Jan '11 said:
Funny he should mention a p*ssy, considering he's a massive knob.
And just look at him, is he in any position to make that comparison accurately?
Rothepony on 29 Jan '11 said:
I'm sick of this guy. Muppet.
djreplay on 29 Jan '11 said:
I want what he is on, this guy is crazy.
Very_Silver_Ownz on 29 Jan '11 said:
MSDF in full force I see.
his just giving his opinion, no need to for abuse.
MattyR95 on 29 Jan '11 said:
He's an oddball, i wonder what goes on in his head, in fact i don't wanna know.
skyvisco on 29 Jan '11 said:
I think we have a handheld molester on our hands
altitude2k on 29 Jan '11 said:
Don't be so defensive. Nobody is slagging off the Playstation - just this prick.
KesMonkey on 29 Jan '11 said:
Not liking Jaffe makes one an MS fanboy? I see. Can I have some of what you're smoking please?
"his (sic) just giving his opinion". Just because everybody's entitled to an opinion, and entitled to express it, doesn't disqualify anyone from being a complete dickhead, as Jaffe so clearly is.
mogel94 on 29 Jan '11 said:
Wonder what he compares the 3DS to......
Zangriefs_armpit on 29 Jan '11 said:
I see nothing wrong with what he said. In fact it's refreshing to see someone give a reasoned opinion on new tech rather than jump on the "woo yay!" bandwagon.
Imaduck on 29 Jan '11 said:
Um woot dude. I have two major thoughts on this:
1. I wonder has he actually got any experience with either of the 2 things he's comparing? Or is he just trying to sound all slick and macho?
2. If he has, he's probably about to get dumped or slapped by someone for comparing them to an wide, expensive lump of plastic.
Sounds to me like his head might be comparable to certain reproductive organs as well
djreplay on 29 Jan '11 said:
A as*hole, cause it stink's.
STE MO on 29 Jan '11 said:
This guy would be a good bet for winner of Tool Academy!
voodoo341 on 29 Jan '11 said:
I bet he's smart enough to get his posts in the right articles though!
Imaduck on 29 Jan '11 said:
Indeed! but so are the likes of Paris Hilton
_Marty_ on 29 Jan '11 said:
Interesting analogy, but he wants to watch it. I described a project at work during a meeting as 'being akin to a butt plug' and it did NOT go down well...
Bloody prudes.
razors edge on 29 Jan '11 said:
If PSP2 is same price as 3DS then it's not fair to compare it to a vagina.
You can get them for far less.
Very_Silver_Ownz on 29 Jan '11 said:
'' Don't be so defensive. Nobody is slagging off the Playstation - just this prick. ''
lmao
pRM8 on 29 Jan '11 said:
...A big cock smacking him on the forehead, glasses-less 3D stlyee. He wouldn't see it coming.
lwill on 29 Jan '11 said:
Why does everyone seem to dislike him so much?
To be fair to him, he makes a fairly valid point in a well described way.
Not sure if by the look of his face he's an annoying prick, or a really nice guy though. He just looks to be one extreme of the two!
Imaduck on 29 Jan '11 said:
Will, none of us know this guy personally. We're all just messing! This is the interweb
Nick33 on 29 Jan '11 said:
Poor comparison Jaffe. I have a better one. What do you get if you put Jaffe and Cliffy B in a room together.
A pair of massive tits.
djreplay on 29 Jan '11 said:
A amazing 3rd person action game involving Greek mythology, car combat and space marines on steroids.
Twisted Chariot's of War, Greek chariot's driven(ridden?) by space marines on steroids whilst swinging some kick ass weapons at each other. How do we make this happen?
Grapple on 29 Jan '11 said:
The Andy Gray of gaming. Did you smash it Dave?, did you smash it?
Imaduck on 29 Jan '11 said:
Nick ..... you make that sound like a .... bad thing?
cdrepoman on 29 Jan '11 said:
I'm never going to be able to play this the same way again. Every time I use it I'll get the feeling that somewhere a women is pleased with me.
timewarp1 on 29 Jan '11 said:
I compared David Cameron to a vagina, except it was a 4 letter word that I used to describe him and I certainly wouldnt f**k him
djreplay on 29 Jan '11 said:
I heard Jaffe got caught hanging out the back of a NGP.
KippDynamite on 29 Jan '11 said:
I'm pretty sure he stole that exact line from a sexual harassment video I saw at work.
ruley1979 on 29 Jan '11 said:
I f**k pussy
but the hackers will f**k your NGP 
and Dave Jaffacake go f**k yourself, sore palms.
sweatyBallacks on 29 Jan '11 said:
Do us a favour love. I bet that b*tch Jaffe don't even know the offside rule.
NEO_SUPERMAN on 29 Jan '11 said:
Jump in...
jonboy1969 on 30 Jan '11 said:
David Jaffe-sounds like a c**t to me!!!!
Crossblade_2000 on 30 Jan '11 said:
Kinda funny how gamers can hate on other famous industry gamers. Guess that's the internet for you, it's not much more than an opportunity for people to diss others for no good reason other than simply... because they can.
Welsh Jester on 30 Jan '11 said:
Son of a gun.. idiot
newsinthefield on 30 Jan '11 said:
I don't understand Jaffe's obsession with all things Sony. Many claim the PS3 is superior to the Xbox 360, but really, they're very similar consoles in terms of raw power. This man acts like he is a prophet, desperately trying to convince the masses that Sony is God. Then, he compares the PSP2 - or NGP - to a vagina?
I guess what I'm trying to say is that David Jaffe is the weirdest sexual deviant I have ever heard tell of.
humanhand on 30 Jan '11 said:
Well, his company IS called EAT SLEEP PLAY....ba-doom-tsshhh.
CrispyLog on 30 Jan '11 said:
This guy is like Morrissey, the more I hear about him the more I hate him.
Multiplayerking on 30 Jan '11 said:
Guys, where are the puns?!
The NGP has a hole load of features.
I just want to snatch it from a shop.
Vagina.