Naked puppet dancing? Elf sex? Gay dwarves? In the new PSM3 podcast, we debate why the sex scenes in Dragon Age 2 look so uncomfortable, plus why no developer has 'done' videogame rumpty convincingly yet. Only yesterday, BioShock creator Ken Levine claimed that no game had done a decent job of making sex look realistic, comparing it to 'puppets with their clothes off'. PSM3 deals with a contentious topic in typical adult fashion: tittering like babies while making relentless crass innuendos, with the occasional salient suggestion. Fear not - we talk about Mass Effect 3 (no spoilers, don't worry), Crysis 2 and PSN hacking too...
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We also attempt to play movie scene role play game, YooStar 2 live, which spectacularly backfires for technical reasons. Don't worry - you can watch Scotsman Andy Kelly 'be' The Terminator, by clicking this link to our PSM3 YouTube channel. Warning: also contains a startling seduction of Stifler's mom.
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Comments
14 comments so far...
spaceman_DOUG on 10 Apr '11 said:
Anonymous sex crysis? I'm in!
gypscanuck on 11 Apr '11 said:
Look up Sex in Oblivion and tell me it can't be done without looking really wrong.
T12AV15 on 11 Apr '11 said:
good podcast guys, but seriously get rid of steve williams, i was so glad when he wasn't in the news section. During the chat about sex in games he just kept speaking over everyone else and making stupid remarks like a 10 year old boy.
Superspecs on 12 Apr '11 said:
Kids these days dont know how good they have it. I remember my best friend and I eagerly sitting cross-legged through the 20 odd minute load times of Elvira on the C64 just to oggle her pixelated 8-bit cleavage. Raunchy indeed!
Incidently, the game would crash at this point and force us to load it all again but for some reason we thought that was the entirety of the game. Insert game/load/wait/oggle bussoms/get strange new feelings/crash game/repeat.
budge on 13 Apr '11 said:
I know it wasn't full on sex but i thought it looked a tad real when Mr Drake threw the neck on Chloe in Uncharted 2, probably because the acting was top notch though.
Some of the free posters with your mag are cool but i beg of you to have one of the Normandy from Mass Effect. SR1 or 2 would suffice.
Ricardo_PT on 13 Apr '11 said:
Another great podcast! The four form a great team, including Steve Williams. Keep it up Steve.
Just one thing. I have Mass Effect 2 and did not have to download the DLC. They were on the cd.
T12AV15 on 20 Apr '11 said:
Just received the lastest mag! The gift this month is awesome! Not a great month for game reviews though, well all bar one.
Also PSM3 will you be releasing a podcast tomorrow being as friday is a bank holiday?
Rebekah on 20 Apr '11 said:
Yeah, I get what you mean. Playing the through the slighty shonky (but cheap as chips) Dragon Age Origins at the minute. Was a little surprised that I was able to make my (male) character perform the sausage salsa with an (also male) elf.
Unfortunately, the game is stronglly against man-on-golem action. Which is a shame because I wanted a giggle.
Dan D PSM3 on 21 Apr '11 said:
There'll be no regular podcast on Friday, due to Easter and schedule shifts, but - good news - we'll release a special edition 'Best of the PSM3 podcast' edition on Saturday via Itunes, the blog, facebook etc
So, in reality, we'll just be a day late.
Stay tuned for more details, but it'll be a full hour, with clips, quotes and a fond look back at some of our 'best' bits. Ah, nostlagia.
Dan
Dan D PSM3 on 23 Apr '11 said:
The new PSM3 'Best Of' Podcast is now live on Itunes, or via direct MP3 link below:
http://podcasts.psm3mag.com/podcast/PSM ... cast01.mp3
Have a great Easter
PSM3
mikeleddy83 on 25 Apr '11 said:
Nice, I'm on it. You guys have been on top form lately. Have a good easter too!
User75 on 26 Apr '11 said:
hi.
please make an emergancy podcast this week. i have nothing to do with this psn outage.
Ricardo_PT on 26 Apr '11 said:
That's it. A podcast this week. With everything that has happened to the PSN, we could have PSM3 podcast: The End of the World II - This time is for real.
Like_A_Weasel on 28 Apr '11 said:
To be honest I wasn't looking forward to the 'clip show' podcast, but it was definitely worth the download. Also, I don't think Nathan ever put in that promised guest appearance...