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Shadows of the Damned trailer will 'Enlarge your Johnson'

Call 1-8000-GET-A-BONER NOW!

And trailer of the month goes to Platinum Games for this comedy Shadows of the Damned trailer, which shows you how to 'enlarge your Johnson'.

It's done in the style of those cheesy American sales commercials, and even has the 'Call now' splash at the end that reassures you that "operators are kneeling by".

Nothing like some good old playground humour.

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Suda 51 has confirmed that Shadows of the Damned will last around ten hours for most people. If you don't struggle with your performance, that is (snigger).