You are beautiful, no matter what they say. In the comments.
Warbling, fist-clenching octave straddler Christina Aguilera clearly has trouble spelling 'dirty' correctly. But in happier news, she seems to have much less strife when it comes to Galaga, in which she holds her household High Score.
Yep, Aggsy has revealed her love for gaming - putting her at least three points ahead of Britney in our book.
"I'm a huge game nerd," she told ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live in the US this week. "I have a mini-arcade in my house, but it's like old school [games] like Donkey Kong and Mario."
[Audience whoops uncontrollably]
"I hold the record for all of them. Everyone who has a little gamer in them comes over and tries to beat my score, and I get a little competitive. I'm No.1 on Galaga."
Always wondered "what a girl wants, what a girl needs"? Wonder no more. The power lies between your thumbs. Ladies, an orderly queue please.