Posted on Friday 10-Jun-2011 11:12 AM

E3 2011: The E3 2011 booth babes cometh

They will literally sell anything

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By CVG Staff for computerandvideogames.com

Let's not beat around the bush; we all enjoy a good booth babe, and here are the fittest ones we could find from E3 2011.

The calibre is most certainly back up to par in comparison to last year's rather more cautious ladies - just don't expect to see an MMO witch princess with string covering her nipples. She'll probably be back next year.

Would, would, would.
Would, would, would.
And don't think we didn't go to insane lengths to get you these images either (the ones we took at least) - one anonymous CVG footsoldier got shouted at by an actual US navy officer in dress uniform for sticking his camera ahem, 'towards the wrong side' of a group of ladies. We hope it was worth it.

Thanks and big hugs to NeoGAF.

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    veato on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Looked at the Forza booth and I'd rather have the car!

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    PandyBear on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...

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    appyday on 10 Jun '11 said:

    the advantages of being a geek perchance?

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    jamie1 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    It's rather hard to look at these.

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    rbt2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...


    Yes.
    Yes it is.

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    krazykunal85 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...

    And you're complaining why?????

    Get you box of Kleenex and enjoy :!:

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    El Mag on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...

    I only clicked on here by mistake....honest.

    But now i'm here - would, definitely, probably, only after 5 pints, ooooohhhh yeah her and the next one together, smash her back door in, wear her like a hat, make her tickle my feet, AHHHHH NO NO NO NO and hmmmm twice.

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    runadumb on 10 Jun '11 said:

    lol utterly shameless. I love it.

    It's a tie between the wee G4 brunette and the 11 girls in bikinis...I really like that brunette :oops:

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    svd_grasshopper on 10 Jun '11 said:

    lots of plastic... horrendous.

    god bless america.

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    yourmumwasfun on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Ahh s**t.

    I've managed to nr.17 only...

    Well, tomorrow's a new day.

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    Nitramuse on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...

    Yes, you are.

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    nofranks on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Saints Row Hoe's: ULTIMATE VICTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY

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    PandyBear on 10 Jun '11 said:

    @ rbt2, krazykunal, el mag

    Fiiiiiiiiiiine, i'll join the rest of the over weight, sweaty hoards of geeks, swarm the booth babes and start throthing at the mouth at the slightest glimpse of tit :lol:

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    MrPirtniw on 10 Jun '11 said:

    OMG UNDERBOOB! :shock:

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    l1nc on 10 Jun '11 said:

    awesome pics. the left forza woman looks like my mum.

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    rbt2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    awesome pics. the left forza woman looks like my mum.


    Has your mum got your dad with her and if not, what's she doing saturday night?

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    funnyguy2001 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Picture 17.....Guy in the bacxkground...he's my double!!!!

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    originalbadboy on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Shag .. Marry ... Avoid ... Bunny Boiler ..

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    l1nc on 10 Jun '11 said:

    awesome pics. the left forza woman looks like my mum.


    Has your mum got your dad with her and if not, what's she doing saturday night?


    What you wanna be my dad? how much pocket money can I have.

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    rbt2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    The girl on the right in pic 8 looks a little like Kerry Katona before Iceland told her that payment for her ads was all you can eat from one of their shops.

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    boskersrevenge on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Not even a twitch.

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    rbt2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    awesome pics. the left forza woman looks like my mum.

    What you wanna be my dad? how much pocket money can I have.
    :D
    As much money as it takes to get you outta my way every night.
    :wink:

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    MPH on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...

    I only clicked on here by mistake....honest.

    But now i'm here - would, definitely, probably, only after 5 pints, ooooohhhh yeah her and the next one together, smash her back door in, wear her like a hat, make her tickle my feet, AHHHHH NO NO NO NO and hmmmm twice.

    Keith Lemon rocks.

    Anyway... I'm at work and can't really look at them without someone thinking I'm looking at porn. So I'll assume that yes, I'd smash every single one of their backdoors in. With me cock.

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    Multiplayerking on 10 Jun '11 said:

    The girl wearing the AR Drone t-shirt on the right wins for me.

    Or maybe the Joker one.

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    dangermou5e on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Pic. 34: If Carlsberg done a car wash.......

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    funnyguy2001 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Picture 35.... I would smash their back doors in.... I would destroy them.....SHHHHH TING.

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    KK-Headcharge78 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Man batter everywhere now, bring on the fake tits so much more fun than those old saggy f**kers.........

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    deanoz2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Pics 18 + 36 deserve some internal scrutiny..........purely for medical research i must add.....ahem!!!!! :D :mrgreen: :wink:

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    StokedUp on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Not bad infact amazing!!! Although the Tokyo Game Show produces better babes.

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    Laughlyn on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Saints row won it for me. altho the Chun-Li chick looked rather impressive.

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    TheCrimsonFenix on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Things like this make me more embarrassed to be a gamer than the actual hobby itself.

    Gee what would I rather have? A girlfriend who likes to get involved with my gaming... or a clueless model who has no idea why she's dressed in games related attire.

    I'll stick with the former. She at least puts out.

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    hi0marc on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Dammit i gotta go to this show and say "ladies my room number is 327 at the local holiday Inn... free Continental breakfast included :wink: "

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    yourmumwasfun on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...


    So gay.

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    yourmumwasfun on 10 Jun '11 said:

    awesome pics. the left forza woman looks like my mum.


    Keep talking ...

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    yourmumwasfun on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Things like this make me more embarrassed to be a gamer than the actual hobby itself.

    Gee what would I rather have? A girlfriend who likes to get involved with my gaming... or a clueless model who has no idea why she's dressed in games related attire.

    I'll stick with the former. She at least puts out.


    Or else, what would you prefer, eat s**t alone or cake with everyone?

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    pRM8 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Not even a twitch.

    **sympathetic pat on the back** there there Bosker... Look, No. 24 could easily be a man..

    or there are these non-chick ones.
    http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/117/1173979/e3-2011-booth-babe-blowout-20110609021515008_640w.jpg http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/117/1173979/e3-2011-booth-babe-blowout-20110609021612866_640w.jpg

    Oh all right, another one for the lads :P
    http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/117/1173979/e3-2011-booth-babe-blowout-20110607093004760_640w.jpg

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    Windowlicker79 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Hehe..... boobs are awesome!

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    boskersrevenge on 10 Jun '11 said:

    It smells of cheese and shame in here.

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    djreplay on 10 Jun '11 said:

    *Ahem.......So then ladies, who wants to come back to mine and play with my Move controller.

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    PandyBear on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Am i the only one that feels it unecessary to have half naked girls prancing around with *insert game name here* tshirts and costumes on? I mean don't get me wrong, theyre all pretty attractive, but can't help but feel like it's playing to the "Ug Ug, pretty lady stand next to game, game must be good" caveman stereotype...

    Anyway, where's my kleenex...


    So gay.


    :lol: why thank you

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    rbt2 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Things like this make me more embarrassed to be a gamer than the actual hobby itself.

    Gee what would I rather have? A girlfriend who likes to get involved with my gaming... or a clueless model who has no idea why she's dressed in games related attire.

    I'll stick with the former. She at least puts out.


    It's quite harmless really though, CF.
    They have them at all types of expo's. For car, boat...even farming equpement.....hoes presenting hoes.

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    BOYD1981 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    They're more attractive than last year's "babes", but that's not exactly a compliment.

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    asparky59 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    Wow, this is my favorite post ever on this site. I think my mother board just shorted out.

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    spam23 on 10 Jun '11 said:

    wood wood wood

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    PMIKE5 on 11 Jun '11 said:

    Sexism? At a gaming con? No wonder no one takes gaming seriously.

    That said, I wouldn't say no to some boy eye candy :roll:

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    charlyd on 11 Jun '11 said:

    DO THEY COME WITH THE GAME ha ha cliches :)

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    rogueybear on 12 Jun '11 said:

    more like "booby-soft"

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    The_Jaster on 12 Jun '11 said:

    The lady with the wii U controller for me...........what can I say I'm a sucker for the girl next door type.

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    TOKEN on 12 Jun '11 said:

    Sexism? At a gaming con? No wonder no one takes gaming seriously.

    That said, I wouldn't say no to some boy eye candy :roll:


    What you trying to say man!

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    NickBella99 on 13 Jun '11 said:

    I want to go to there.

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    Joe90_Remy700 on 14 Jun '11 said:

    I want to go to there.


    oh i'm definately going there next year. without the wife and kids.