Let's be honest: Duke Nukem Forever has been getting panned by critics and so naturally some of CVG's readers won't be super-keen to hand over their hard earned queen sheets for it.
That's where our pals at FirstPlay come in. They've condensed Duke's entire long, long awaited adventure into a single breast and swear-filled two-minute video (NSFW!)
This morning Gearbox overlord Randy Pitchford took to Twitter to insist that decent sales of the shooter prove that 'customers love Duke'. Voice actor Jon St John was more direct, labelling critics "clueless".