Tokyo seems to attract a more friendly and human-looking calibre of model than the likes of other shows, and that's mostly because they're not all (allegedly) part time strippers with dead looks in their eyes. Ahem.
Pick out your favourites and rate them out of ten in the comments below. And remember - we're working on the Edge scale of ten here, so FIVE is average.
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Comments
38 comments so far...
slick loose on 16 Sep '11 said:
Women are not objects, I think if you don't want HR breathing down your necks about the Sex Discrimination Act (1975), you better post some pics of some booth dudes.
I'm not gay...honest!
MakoChanX on 16 Sep '11 said:
I agree, woman have needs too!
middle finger on 16 Sep '11 said:
I already had one today, but hey cvg you asked for it.
...now where's my tissue box?
flowerday11 on 16 Sep '11 said:
not objects but there sure are sexy and bring in more punters than a bunch of dudes, get a grip lad!
rbt2 on 16 Sep '11 said:
Really?
Kroll_GB on 16 Sep '11 said:
Feel like I just have to chuck this one in there for irony:
http://www.computerandvideogames.com/318418/features/sexism-is-a-major-problem-in-video-games-discuss/
slick loose on 16 Sep '11 said:
Tou-f**king-Ché
Kroll has you by the balls now CVG!! Or vagina!! ('Cos I'm not a sexist!)
Seven24 on 16 Sep '11 said:
Who is going to be the first to say I would give them one...oh go on then I will!
TheLastDodo on 16 Sep '11 said:
Before any claims of sexism are brought up, it might be best CVG if you post a few pics of booth guys (if there are any) for any female CVG readers
and slick
.
Kroll_GB on 16 Sep '11 said:
Yeh, be warned, I AM HR (no really...)
And I pick the last one- 3 is always better than 2, or 1 in fact.
Sorry... I cracked.
MakoChanX on 16 Sep '11 said:
Thank you!
Like_A_Weasel on 16 Sep '11 said:
I take it most of the humans CVG staff know don't eat much?
craiglackenby on 16 Sep '11 said:
They are all okay but if I had the pick it would be the last trio. (24/24)
I used get off to Asian chicks when I was younger but with all the shemales I'm now more aware of it's.... mentally risky...... to..... you know just in case.
Like_A_Weasel on 16 Sep '11 said:
Risky? But they're the best ones.
spaceman_DOUG on 16 Sep '11 said:
Some of these are definitely men.
TOKEN on 16 Sep '11 said:
Gur A Yer
Mmmmgrolsch on 16 Sep '11 said:
All of them don't really do it for me but if I had to pick, or shall I say if I had the chance
Would have to be the last 3.
mqblank on 16 Sep '11 said:
Capcom win this year by a mile (although pic 24 wins a special award for most slutty)
flash501 on 16 Sep '11 said:
I'm afraid I just cameth!
TOKEN on 16 Sep '11 said:
shemale=man boobs
clifton on 16 Sep '11 said:
Are there booth dudes? If so then yeah there should be pics for female readers too.
Sexist? Probably but are far as I'm concerned looking at people and judging their attractiveness is something we all do everyday of lives regardless of gender whether it be via a computer screen, magazine, TV or just plain walking down the street. I'm not saying it's right but it is what it is.
So 1, 13, 19 and the whole of 24 please heh heh...
rbt2 on 16 Sep '11 said:
I've had 'em all (even the lady boys) and they're all pigs!
They don't swallow or nuffink.
roland82 on 16 Sep '11 said:
Im only posting to complain about the sexism too.
I think you should find me the details of number 6 and 15 so I can take it up with them personally.
edit, poor grammer
KK-Headcharge78 on 16 Sep '11 said:
Beats the trogs at Gamefest
Grapple on 17 Sep '11 said:
I once pulled a Carlsberg promo girl, probably the best pull in the world. Unfortunately I got brewers droop, probably the worst come down in the world. The moral of this story is .... er .. dunno really
beemoh on 17 Sep '11 said:
>Pick out your favourites and rate them out of ten in the comments below.
They all score I'm so very, very lonely out of ten.
charliecheswick on 17 Sep '11 said:
Pic 1: The Capcom girl's nipples are the exact same distance apart as the the 3DS's circle pads. Coincidence?
Pic 3: She looks like a cup-cake,she's also wearing one.
Pic 5: Not sure what she's trying to catch but, having a laundry basket hanging from the back of your undercrackers is never a good look.
Pic 7: If Nintendo needed any proof that 2 is better than 1,then here it is.
Pic 11: She looks GRRRRRRREAT!
Pic 16: Morecambe and Wise fan.
Pic 17. The girl in the gold dress is in a horror movie,you know the kind where a photo is taken only for you to realise when you see it that you were sitting next to a monster.
PIC 18. Me so horny.
Pic 21. Do Sega get anything right these days?
Pic 22. Pole position,ah the memories.
Pic 23. Head girl ( hopefully ).
Pic 24. Naughty,just naughty.
El Mag on 17 Sep '11 said:
If any of them are blokes at least you know they'll get the beers in after.
Tao on 17 Sep '11 said:
Marks out of 10, in order of photo:
5,6,5,7,5,6(left),4(right),4,3,4(left),4(right),4,6,6,5,4(left),5(right),4,3(left),5(right),7,6,5,3,7(top),4(bottom),6,7(left),6(middle),7(right).
only_777 on 17 Sep '11 said:
I was about to post that number 5 was my fav, then I saw number 23, PHAWR!
http://cdn.medialib.computerandvideogames.com/screens/screenshot_266286_thumb_wide940.jpg
rbt2 on 17 Sep '11 said:
Your standards are way too fooking high!
You wanna live with the old scuttler that I do.
Then you'd see what a 3 outta 10 really means!
slick loose on 17 Sep '11 said:
Yeah, but you love her...you big softy!
markyR on 18 Sep '11 said:
Number 4, the one on the left in number 7 and number 19 please. All at the same time cause I'm a hero!!!
Some of them are just way too skinny though! The best booth babe I ever saw was a model look alike of Jessica from Sin Episodes:
http://gameswalls.com/sin-episodes/elex ... a/1024x768
http://www.flickr.com/photos/requiem666 ... /lightbox/
Shame they never made the complete series of that game.
YouStoleMyKill on 18 Sep '11 said:
“Women are not objects, I think if you don't want HR breathing down your necks about the Sex Discrimination Act (1975), you better post some pics of some booth dudes.I'm not gay...honest!”
Women aren't objects really
ladycroft142 on 18 Sep '11 said:
Even though the vast majority of males are sexist and view women only as objects and their worth based on looks, you've proven that decent men still do exist, thank you slick loose!
Companies would never have booth dudes, they would make male gamers feel uncomfortable and inferior but no one cares about alienating the few female fans the games industry has. But make no mistake this isn't a feminist rant as I place as much blame on women for presenting themselves as objects as I do on men for treating them as such.
Like_A_Weasel on 18 Sep '11 said:
Booth dudes would make male gamers feel inferior? The booth babes make me feel inferior!
Sammy_bham on 19 Sep '11 said:
i got excited until i noticed hey were all asian.
booo.... me not a fan of the asian persuasion...
procion on 25 Sep '11 said:
really Mmmmmgrolsch the secret of asian sexuality is that if you turn asians over, they immediately change sex.
Oh the humanity of it. Puckered s/he holes, scent of chinese laundry in body-odour and Ting goes to Tong back to Ting.
As for Booth gash, if it's wrong, even tho the thought brings a yawn to my clavicles, then why are they there supposedly holding up their breasts, but really as walking talking non-thinking sign-posts holder-uppers, wouldnt they stay away if it was wrong for their sex to sell their looks and bodies fora days work and for what they want out of people, particularly men, after all, it always costs, one way or another. As for Booth dudes, arnt there thousands of them helping intrepid gamers to find buttons on keyboards in demo booths, ushering visiting americans, whom after generations of Bilderburg conditioning and aspartame in softdrinks, flouride in water, mercury fillings in teeth and chem trails spraying barium into our atmosphere, need to be shepherded around, agog at the written word, gullible to the fact that the easter bunny killed bin Laden because 5 different Fox news channels all reported that painted eggs were found at the scene, as were the usual complementary feathers that these bunnies are wont to shed...
I find the best way to get rid of wavering vacant smiled boothers is to loudly warn them that the noise in their head is really bothering me...BACK OFF. I'm there for the games, not for their exact opposite....