Some people, eh? What reward do you get for gathering a crew, heading off on a suicide mission, and returning triumphant, having struck a major blow against the villainous pro-human Cerberus Network while you were at it? Prison. That's your reward.
That's certainly where we catch up with Commander Shepard, anyway, at the start of Mass Effect 3, after he sacrificed millions of Batarian lives at the end of the last game's DLC episode.
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Before all that, unless you're importing an existing Shepard, you'll have to make a brand new one, fiddling around with your eyes and nose until they look really strange, picking your class and backstory, and telling the game a little bit about some of your actions in the previous adventures - who lived, and who died, for example. Then you have to decide which of three different versions of ME3 you'd actually like to play.
Your choices are pretty simple, thankfully. Story mode dials down the combat but allows you to make all the big decisions throughout the game, choosing what happens at crucial - and not so crucial - moments, and who you end up making sweet, slightly creepy, dead-eyed zero-gravity love to.
Action mode offers you exactly the opposite experience, turning conversations into standard non-interactive cut-scenes, while providing you with a straight-up cover-based shooter, with no morality nonsense to get in the way of the headshots.
Role-playing mode, finally, is the traditional Mass Effect mode. If you're reading this, it's the mode you'll almost certainly end up playing. (If you're not reading this, what's on telly at the moment? Is it time for Diagnosis Murder yet?)

Mass Effect 3 throws you right into things, then, marching you straight to the courtroom where you'll have one last chance to convince the stupid counsellors that the Reaper threat is real, and planet Earth is about to get a royal shoeing from ageless and uncaring space robots who take the form of vast, city-sized hermit crabs.
The courtroom sequence isn't particularly long, but playing through it at a recent EA showcase did give us a chance to catch up with Ashley - or presumably Kaidan, if you decided that he should live instead.
Comments
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metallicorphan on 2 Feb '12 said:
I haven't read this article,but Bioware said they were gonna keep quiet on everything they could with the story on Mass Effect 3 so what the f**k happened?,they haven't shut up about it its f**king everywhere!!!
Imaduck on 2 Feb '12 said:
Bioware are f**king useless these days. They seem to want to give away the entire game before release. My interest has plummited in recent months
themeteor on 2 Feb '12 said:
so tempted to read this... but I shall resist.
darry on 2 Feb '12 said:
Don't read the article, do buy it when it comes out, enjoy one of the best games of this generation as the first two were. Easy.
k-mysta on 2 Feb '12 said:
It's the exact sequences you get to play when the demo comes out. In fact, when Bioware said the demo was being released, they already mentioned the sections you'd play. Theres still another 40 odd hours of game so I didn't mind reading this. Its not like there's a huge plot twist. For those who only really want to know about gameplay and less story, have a look at the latest ign preview. It was story-lite
k-mysta on 2 Feb '12 said:
Oh, Diagnosis Murder was on at 1pm on BBC2 today. You should set it to record.
gavedge81 on 2 Feb '12 said:
I wanna play this nowwwwwwww!
Moorpheus on 2 Feb '12 said:
Whatever you do don't go to the Bioware official forums - overflowing with spoilers following some leaks.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...
charliecheswick on 2 Feb '12 said:
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion?
MrPirtniw on 2 Feb '12 said:
La la la- not listening... LA LA LA DE BLOODY LAAA!
feeg86 on 3 Feb '12 said:
I'm not even playing the demo when its released. I've booked two days off after ME3 comes out and don't want to anticipate anything whatsoever.
So, kindly stick your spoilers up yaris
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Sammy_bham on 4 Feb '12 said:
read igns first 90 minutes, its less spoilerific.
and aye as above, two days booked off. SWEET
PMIKE5 on 7 Feb '12 said:
Surely a better feature would be the LAST two hours of Mass Effect 3
Polemos on 25 Feb '12 said:
Can not wait for this game. Will be a great game to play tell diablo 3!
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