Posted on Saturday 11-Feb-2012 7:26 PM

Vita porn: A 12-minute hardware tour

Sony shows off its new handheld

By Mike Jackson for computerandvideogames.com

Sony has released a 12-minute long video aimed at getting eager Vita fans all hot in the trousers ahead of its February 22 launch.

PS Vita Screenshot
It starts off with a look at the actual console itself and its various crevices, then moves on to some of the apps you'll be greet by when you first flick the on switch.

Sexy, isn't it?

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    Bryanee1983 on 11 Feb '12 said:

    I came in expecting to see a fine naked woman straddling a Vita...I leave disapointed.

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    gmcb007 on 11 Feb '12 said:

    Well I suppose the term 'porn' is applicable for Marky!

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    ckyleburnett on 11 Feb '12 said:

    It doesn't directly mention it, but I am going to assume I can watch porn on my Vita :shock: . Will let you guys know on Wednesday - 1st thing i try! :D

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    Mmmmgrolsch on 12 Feb '12 said:

    It doesn't directly mention it, but I am going to assume I can watch porn on my Vita :shock: . Will let you guys know on Wednesday - 1st thing i try! :D

    PSM3 have said that 'adult' sites work fine on the VITA's browser.

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    TheDragonDoji on 12 Feb '12 said:

    I'm turned off by the over-the-top advertising coming from Sony via the PS3, with the cream of the crop being that annoying voiceover woman from Access; "Go on pre-order a Playstation Vita, you know you want to!"

    Yeah love, I want to but y'know...rent, food, bills, travel and tobacco costs are throwing a spanner in your works there.

    Advertising is part of the world we live in I understand that, but saturation can have the opposite effect. Sony take note.

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    03b2wgm on 12 Feb '12 said:

    Yeah love, I want to but y'know...rent, food, bills, travel and tobacco costs are throwing a spanner in your works there.

    Should quit. :P

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    only_777 on 12 Feb '12 said:

    Yeah love, I want to but y'know...rent, food, bills, travel and tobacco costs are throwing a spanner in your works there.

    Should quit. :P

    Should get a higher paid job! :P

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    satanscraft on 12 Feb '12 said:

    Looks awesome! 10 more days :D

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    k-mysta on 12 Feb '12 said:

    See this is the kind of thing that Jessica Chobot would be perfect in. She's already experienced with the psp, give her the Vita and 12 minutes with some steamy music and I'll probably be sold. A new pair of pants that is.

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    alan666 on 12 Feb '12 said:

    rather have some 3DS porn, Mmmmm 3D boobies :D

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    S-Smith on 12 Feb '12 said:

    tech p0rn. sony know how to make things look sExy

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    Leders on 13 Feb '12 said:

    I had a play with the Vita yesterday, on Fifa..colour me impressed!

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    Dimpee on 13 Feb '12 said:

    Can't wait to get mine!

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    rhyfel on 14 Feb '12 said:

    i still think the name "vita" is stupid in the uk vita is a type of slimmers crisp bread.

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    only_777 on 14 Feb '12 said:

    i still think the name "vita" is stupid in the uk vita is a type of slimmers crisp bread.

    It means 'life' in Latin. Everyone knows that