Bobby Kotick joins Coca-Cola board - yearly updates incoming?

MagicBoughie24 on 17 Feb '12 said:

Coca Cola 2: Modern Recipe coming soon.

The exact same but the can is a different shade of red and costs more than other soft drinks.

Barca Azul on 17 Feb '12 said:

2 quid for 2 litres, but its an extra 20p if you want the bottle too!

Pepsi anyone?

photoboy on 17 Feb '12 said:

I guess this means if you don't pre-order the Coke it won't come with any fizz and the ring-pull will be a day one DLC item.

dubplate240 on 17 Feb '12 said:

Squeenix are already preparing the lawsuit for Koticks Final Fanta-sy game.

laminated0 on 17 Feb '12 said:

Coca Cola 2: Modern Recipe coming soon.

The exact same but the can is a different shade of red and costs more than other soft drinks.

and after the first 4 iterations coke 2,3,4 and coke at war we shall be graced with Modern COCA

Also there is it seems he's not getting near coca cola, just sprite...

WHERESMYMONKEY on 17 Feb '12 said:

It'd be interesting what fantastic cross promotion comes of this. War time varieties of coke and fanta to promote Cal of Duty. Fanta will obviously only be available in germany though. History is fun.

El Mag on 17 Feb '12 said:

http://i1187.photobucket.com/albums/z386/MLeigh1605/KotickCola.jpg

Anybody want the rest of this can, I've gone right off it now.

dicky1993 on 17 Feb '12 said:

mans got it going sweet

MisterBedo on 17 Feb '12 said:

*Random fizzy drink/COD pun*

theaface on 17 Feb '12 said:

Plans to release Coke Hero, featuring the music of Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty and Whitney Houston amongst others are, as yet, unconfirmed...

TheLastDodo on 17 Feb '12 said:

KK's gonna have a fit

gmcb007 on 17 Feb '12 said:

If you have the xbox version then you'll get the coke a month after release while PS3 users will be ripped off and will recieve the coke a month after they were promised.

Mobius01 on 17 Feb '12 said:

Coca-Cola Elite incoming

MisterBedo on 17 Feb '12 said:

Bobby brings an entrepreneurial mindset

I would question how entrepreneurial the mantra 'push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out' actually is....

The_KFD_Case on 17 Feb '12 said:

Bobby brings an entrepreneurial mindset

I would question how entrepreneurial the mantra 'push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out' actually is....

I REALLY don't want to think about Bobby Kotick's bowel movement....

KK-Headcharge78 on 17 Feb '12 said:

KK's gonna have a fit

Not at all my near extinct feathered friend I love the COD and I love the Coke (Zero though cos I is hip innit) I'm just waiting for the negferrets to have a go at Coke for not being innovative enough (oh yes I did the rolly eyes)

Bottom line, Bobby is a c**t but he's a c**t i'd have running my company any day.

TOKEN on 17 Feb '12 said:

I want to say something horid, but i cant.

martinawatson on 17 Feb '12 said:

So its now pronounced cocka cola is it?

rbt2 on 17 Feb '12 said:

One of 'em makes you burp a lot, rots your teeth and is no good whatsoever for children.

The other one's a fizzy drink.

The Bossman on 17 Feb '12 said:

I don't see what this fat, greedy, moneygrabbing c**t can offer Coca Cola, I really don't. A drink's a drink, we don't need this t**t giving them extra info about how to rip us off even further.

MisterBedo on 17 Feb '12 said:

Bobby brings an entrepreneurial mindset

I would question how entrepreneurial the mantra 'push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out, wait a year, polish it, push it out' actually is....

I REALLY don't want to think about Bobby Kotick's bowel movement....

Nitramuse on 17 Feb '12 said:

Oh well. I needed to stop drinking Coke anyways. Looks like this is a perfect incentive.

hi0marc on 17 Feb '12 said:

The new yearly coke will taste a lot like last years but the font will be switch between two styles every other year to stop people complaining

Imaduck on 17 Feb '12 said:

And the rich get richer.

verynaughtyboy on 17 Feb '12 said:

What does Coca-cola want from a new board member?

Someone that will help them to keep repackaging the same product and selling it to you over and over... Bobby is almost over-qualified!!!

No Russian will drink it though!

Balladeer on 17 Feb '12 said:

Oh well. I needed to stop drinking Coke anyways. Looks like this is a perfect incentive.

You do realise the Coca Cola Company, along with pretty much every other company of similar size, has been own by a similar **** for... well, forever? It's just you haven't known about them because they weren't in the videogames industry.

KK-Headcharge78 on 17 Feb '12 said:

I don't see what this fat, greedy, moneygrabbing c**t can offer Coca Cola, I really don't. A drink's a drink, we don't need this t**t giving them extra info about how to rip us off even further.

As a matter of interest how old are you?

El Mag on 17 Feb '12 said:

To be fair to him Coca-Cola is much better than Pepsi.

Rola Cola was a different beast altogether though, he couldn't have handled that.

Old Skool Gamer on 18 Feb '12 said:

Freeway Cola from Lidl is the dog's nuts, just as good as the real thing and really cheap compared to Coca-Cola.

Tesco's Cola is also really good.

icecreaman on 19 Feb '12 said:

Coke's just p**sed there's a Mountain Dew robot running around WoW but not a Mello Yello one...yet.

The Bossman on 19 Feb '12 said:

I don't see what this fat, greedy, moneygrabbing c**t can offer Coca Cola, I really don't. A drink's a drink, we don't need this t**t giving them extra info about how to rip us off even further.

As a matter of interest how old are you?

What's it to you? Sounds like you're getting ready to defend the t**t.