Alright, we know you're only here for the comments so we'll cut straight to the chase this week.
Below you'll find all the best comments from the last seven days. We've trawled through every news story posted over the last week (yes, EVERY SINGLE ONE) and cherry picked a few amusing, insightful or just plain silly comments and stuck them below.
As an added feature we've also reached out to our Facebook followers for a caption contest.
Enjoy.
'Vita games are worth £40,' says Sony boss
Don't get this mentality we have as gamers where we assume that, if the console is handheld, the games should be cheaper. In this case, and many others, the games SHOULD cost the same as on a home console. We don't complain when we pay £50 for the latest ps3/360 game. The vita looks fantastic and games, like uncharted, are just as good as their home console counterparts.
Well said RandyChimp
Lollipop Chainsaw screens show inappropriate costumes
Yes, yes, yes- pictures are all well and good but what we all want to know is 'how do they rate on the bounce-o-meter'??
They're all over the Bounc-o-Meter MrPirtniw
My word. That's a lot of perving right there.
*clears recent history*
Its OK though, because its empowering or something. I think.
I better make sure.
My word.
*clears recent history*
You're definitely clearing just your throat, right B_G_G?
Rockstar: 'There could be an LA Noire 2'
or, they could do bully 2.... or the warriors 2.... or red dead redemption 2 or a decent manhunt 2....
....although I would buy any game rockstar release...
We're with appyday, we'd rather see Bully 2
Sony digital-only Vita games cost between £4.79 and £9.99
That's how you price games, a Vita is looking more tempting by the day.
Let's hope they stuck to this model, eh djreplay?
Epic's 'next-gen' Unreal Engine requires 'ten times Xbox 360 power'
You know, maybe Epic should just make their own console (and then marry it) if they love teh graffx so much
Epic and graphics sitting in a tree... ah you know where we're going me4pd
Assassin's Creed 3 release confirmed for October
Another slice of "Amercuuuu, **** yeah!" from game developers. ACII was a breath of fresh air for me with a unique setting.
Get ready for New York in the 1700's.
We're looking forward to seeing it but we're with youspunwicked, doubt any setting is going to be as interesting as AC2's.
God of War 4 listed on another CV
What treachery is this?
Well done to Padaua for making us laugh with this comment, the only comment on the story
This week we posted a picture of CVG cat (pictured below) and asked our fine Facebook friends to caption the image. Here's are some of the best....
Mark Scott: "I wish I was at Anfield."
Matt Lees: KICKSTARTER FOR NEW TIES. NEED $500,000.
Martyn Bowell: Cat Twister 'Front left paw on green, tail on red'
Daniel Switzer: Miyamoto! We need a Wii Mewsic 2!
Harry Chilcott: Right, Lets get this Comments of the week feature completed meow!
Ian Churchill: "As the chart behind me shows opinions were fairly even on what activities should feature in Kinect Moggy Adventures. 'Whacking a bit of string' and 'pawing the fishtank' prove marginally more popular than 'number twos in the bathtub' and 'getting back out of the paper bag' but it's much of a muchness. The real surprises are that 'claw the new sofa' and 'make the human trip up' proved to be the least popular."

Comments
6 comments so far...
me4pd on 19 Feb '12 said:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
4pd.
veato on 19 Feb '12 said:
I've never paid £50 for a new 360/PS3 game
No they're not
richard99 on 19 Feb '12 said:
I'm surprised this one got picked.
I've never paid £50 for a game. Even if I can't wait for a price drop it's not hard finding a AAA game at launch for £40, I'd complain if that changed. There's the odd exception but generally I think less talent/effort goes into handheld games than a console game so I do think they should cost a bit less.
Vita games will end up being priced what people are willing to pay so right now Sony should focus on making great games so people think they're worth more.
Barry316 on 19 Feb '12 said:
Dogs are better than cats.
Thank you and goodnight.
only_777 on 19 Feb '12 said:
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-RZWC1WGWC0U/T0F4vClttlI/AAAAAAAAAB4/x-p04tXiDfk/s835/fail_cat.png
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/545/OpoQQ.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/Cej.jpg
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/business-cat
CVG Cat indeed......
TheDragonDoji on 19 Feb '12 said:
So none of what I say is amusing unless it involves my fellating a complete stranger. Duly noted CVG.