While Ubisoft turtle-walks its way through the Assassin's Creed Hollywood movie negotiation process, opportunists in the consistently befuddling land of Bollywood have quietly beaten the publisher to the punch.
The creators of whatever this hilarious rip-off is called have brazenly pinched elements of Ubi's blockbuster game franchise. Everything from the iconic character design of the assassins to game mechanics such as synchronisations and double takedowns make an appearance.
Fortunately for us they've also sprinkled in a few of those quintessentially Bollywood quirks to... err, spice things up. (What? Look at the byline, I'm allowed to make that joke)
Take a look...