Video: What's behind Iwata's curtain?

Yes, it really is curtains for the Wii U!

The Wii U's key functionality, some would say its entire raison d'Ítre, is the ability to hide whatever you're viewing on the GamePad behind dinky blue curtain on your TV - only to unveil it with a bit of a fanfare to a shocked/amused living room.

So we got to thinking. Just what else could be behind Iwata's fabled curtain? What could he dazzle the Nintendo boardroom with alongside an amusing 'Tadaa!' noise? Well, there's sexy images of an unwholesome nature - of course. But there's also this...

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