"Gordon Freeman in the flesh. Or, rather, in a Minecraft skin. I took the liberty of relieving you of your weapons. Most of them were government property and quite inconsequential in a game that's essentially about building things. As for the new skin, I think you've earned it.
"The sandbox world, Xen, is in our control, for the time being ... thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressed.
"That's why I'm here, Mr. Freeman. I have recommended your services to ... Markus Persson, and he has authorised me to offer you a job. He agrees with me that you have limitless potential.
"You've proved yourself a decisive man so I don't expect you'll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you're interested, just download the Minecraft Skin Pack 3 on Xbox I will take that as a yes.
"Otherwise, well ... I can offer you Portal and Left 4 Dead skins bundled in the same pack; rather an anticlimax considering how much work went into transforming Dr Kleiner's head from a bald sphere into a sharp cuboid. Lamaar is already devastated about that.
"It's time to choose ..."
(Minecraft Skin Pack 3 not yet available! Sorry!)