Dr Mario Valentine cards are perfect for retro romance

It's Valentine's Day, the day of the year where single people look at couples and silently curse, while men in relationships look at their bank account and silently weep.

What better way to wish your loved one a Happy Valentine's Day though than these retro Dr Mario Valentine cards? Found in a yard sale for 25 cents and scanned by NES Warp Zone, this is the perfect day to bust out these 1990 beauties and win over your loved one.

If anything, they're impressive just to see the number of different ways Nintendo managed to cram a Valentine's joke around the idea of Dr Mario. "Germs of endearment" indeed.

There are even "friendship" ones, in case you want to put someone down gently. Bless you Mario, you've thought of every potential awkward situation.

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