"The blood has also been replaced by strawberry jam and all weapons in the game are clearly marked foam bats and water pistols now" - TheCrimsonFenix
We'd be well up for that, actually. Especially if you could throw grenades that release confetti when they explode.
"I wonder if his resignation package comes with DLC?" - Gemini40
It's just new costumes. One's a Mega Man suit, ironically.
"Free owl skin? That's a first.
Feel I should call the RSPB." - Gigerman70
Never mind that, give Harry Potter a shout.
"Have played nearly all of these. Silent Hill 2 is the scariest of the lot I think, made all the more personal for me because my name is also James, or Jaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmeeeeesss as they like to pronounce it in the game." - DAEDALUS79
Think yourself lucky you aren't called Jason.
"I'm going to go and ask my manager now, I'll also put in for a popcorn machine and pool table at the same time." - apalmer28
No, you fool, stagger it over a few weeks. And you call yourself a businessman?
"Yeh all sounds good until you try having a meeting with your Russian business partner Mr Xboxoff" - beastie
Or his Lithuanian colleague, Mr Xboxbingsearchfordodgyjustinbiebervideos.
"Nice one! A Brian May FPS." - boabdreeps
Thanks for not cracking an 'Another One Bites The Dust' joke.
"This is great news, absolutely great news. I'm getting a PS4." - KK-Headcharge78
Oh, you're such a wag.