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Comments of the Week: Biscuit Special

Your best biscuit-related comments over the past seven days

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Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Not a massive deal, I'll just make a cup of tea and have some milk (gotta be milk not dark) chocolate digestives whilst it downloads." - Vonshithouse

A very clear and legitimate on-topic comment. Can't see how anything can go wrong here...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Wait what? Dark digestives are great. Not as great as milk ones, I'll grant you, but they shouldn't be discounted because of that!" - Balladeer

Okay, that's a fair point. Dark biscuits are nice too. So anyway, Forza...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Dark chocolate digestives are the one" - JoeKersh

Okay, but...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"All dark chocolate is horrible. Milk and white are the only acceptable types of chocolate, only heathens would disagree." - Barry316

Right, we probably shouldn't bring God into it...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"I love Bourbon Creams!! They are the holy grail of biscuits! And only 50p a pack in my local Spar!!" - flyfletch

Granted, that's a good deal, but this isn't the topic we're supposed to be discussing...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Bourbons suck balls. They taste like American chocolate." - paperywhiteboy

Right guys, this is going off track. Geddit?! Track? Like a racing track? As in Forza...?


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"On topic: I'm really enjoying Oreo's at the mo after only discovering them last year, got me some of the double cream variety." - TheLastDodo

Hang on, when did the biscuit chat become on-topic?


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Ok not a biscuit, but I do have a thing for those 'vice a versa' chocolates, you know the ones, white shell dark inside and dark shell white inside." - ingy

Even your off-topic comments can't stay on-topic! And they're called Vice Versas, but even so...


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Milk chocolate caramel digestives make me go crazy." - Rob Crossley

Hang on Rob, you wrote this bloody article in the first place. Keep it together, son.


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"I'm going to throw this in here, Jaffa Cakes. It's in the biscuit aisle, it's a biscuit. Anyone who says it's a cake is just jealous of the majesty of the Jaffa Cake." - Rob_3005

No, it's a cake. It's just in the biscuit aisle for convenience. There was a court case and everything, Google it.


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"I can't belive what a bunch of Jaffa cake fanboys you lot are! Allow me to prove how utterly deluded you all are. Maryland Big & Chunky cookies." - only_777

Well, it's refreshing to be called Jaffa cake fanboys rather than the usual.


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Has anyone mentioned the visionaries yet that was good" - WolfgangDoomray

Oh, come on. Mind you, those hologram toys were bloody clever.


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Guys! I just went out and got some caramel digestives! HOLY s**t!" - Tomgar

Forza, then. Out later this year, apparently.


Forza 5 unplayable without day-one DLC

"Just to mix things up a bit, I'm going to recommend a French macaron instead of a biscuit." - Chris Scullion

Look, I just decided: "If you can't beat them, join them".

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