"Not a massive deal, I'll just make a cup of tea and have some milk (gotta be milk not dark) chocolate digestives whilst it downloads." - Vonshithouse
A very clear and legitimate on-topic comment. Can't see how anything can go wrong here...
"Wait what? Dark digestives are great. Not as great as milk ones, I'll grant you, but they shouldn't be discounted because of that!" - Balladeer
Okay, that's a fair point. Dark biscuits are nice too. So anyway, Forza...
"Dark chocolate digestives are the one" - JoeKersh
"All dark chocolate is horrible. Milk and white are the only acceptable types of chocolate, only heathens would disagree." - Barry316
Right, we probably shouldn't bring God into it...
"I love Bourbon Creams!! They are the holy grail of biscuits! And only 50p a pack in my local Spar!!" - flyfletch
Granted, that's a good deal, but this isn't the topic we're supposed to be discussing...
"Bourbons suck balls. They taste like American chocolate." - paperywhiteboy
Right guys, this is going off track. Geddit?! Track? Like a racing track? As in Forza...?
"On topic: I'm really enjoying Oreo's at the mo after only discovering them last year, got me some of the double cream variety." - TheLastDodo
Hang on, when did the biscuit chat become on-topic?
"Ok not a biscuit, but I do have a thing for those 'vice a versa' chocolates, you know the ones, white shell dark inside and dark shell white inside." - ingy
Even your off-topic comments can't stay on-topic! And they're called Vice Versas, but even so...
"Milk chocolate caramel digestives make me go crazy." - Rob Crossley
Hang on Rob, you wrote this bloody article in the first place. Keep it together, son.
"I'm going to throw this in here, Jaffa Cakes. It's in the biscuit aisle, it's a biscuit. Anyone who says it's a cake is just jealous of the majesty of the Jaffa Cake." - Rob_3005
No, it's a cake. It's just in the biscuit aisle for convenience. There was a court case and everything, Google it.
"I can't belive what a bunch of Jaffa cake fanboys you lot are! Allow me to prove how utterly deluded you all are. Maryland Big & Chunky cookies." - only_777
Well, it's refreshing to be called Jaffa cake fanboys rather than the usual.
"Has anyone mentioned the visionaries yet that was good" - WolfgangDoomray
Oh, come on. Mind you, those hologram toys were bloody clever.
"Guys! I just went out and got some caramel digestives! HOLY s**t!" - Tomgar
Forza, then. Out later this year, apparently.
"Just to mix things up a bit, I'm going to recommend a French macaron instead of a biscuit." - Chris Scullion
Look, I just decided: "If you can't beat them, join them".