"Was speaking to a guy behind the counter at McDonalds the other day, called Bob. When I ordered my double sausage and egg mcmuffin, Bob told me he was no longer an employee of McDonalds.
Confused, I asked why he was still behind the counter and in the uniform of his ex employer, to which he replied that even though he was no longer an employee of the fast food giant, he would be continuing to flip burgers on a freelance basis.
I'd had enough and my brain began to hurt. I told Bob that I would just like my breakfast now.
Bob shook his head and pointed to the clock. As it transpired, I had now missed the breakfast menu. But what about my double sausage and Egg McMuffin I pleaded to freelancer Bob.
Bob explained to me that my double sausage and egg mcmuffin was still in the kitchen but that it was currently undergoing re-engineering and would soon arrive as a Big Mac instead." - moogiesboy
After waiting that long for an Egg McMuffin, that Big Mac is certain to be a bit disappointing.
"Sean Bean's career is back on track." - JOEuk91
Oh ho, ho, ho, ho. Very nice.
"You'd be able to wipe floor with it, but you're paying for how cute and adorable it is" - kirankara
And it's, like, TOTES adorable!
Help me GamesMaster. I have no mic and no mates, will I still be able to enjoy GTA 5 online ?" - g83
No. I mean yes. I mean... online? What' are you talking about, child?
"5-10 seconds of gameplay cut out?! Is there going to be any left?" - The Drunken Spy
Congratulations to The Drunken Spy for this special Zing of the Week.
"End of an era for sure. A strange, waggly era."
I'm going to start using BW (before waggle) and AW (after waggle) in articles
"Valve files Half-Life 3 trademark"
==> 3 <==
Half Life 3 confirmed?? - pherik
Woah, you may be on to something there mate!
"Star Wars: Bad Company?" - richomack360
Where all the characters in your squad are Wookies.
"If they could patch out all the whining kids that would be great." - EvilDog77
That's our most wanted feature from next-gen consoles. First one to make it work wins.