"This one eighty business is catching!" - otto_spooky
True, but Bullseye was doing it years ago.
"The 1st Papa Sangre game was great, adding in Mr Bean is even better!" - c97dem
Just to clarify, that's Sean Bean. Not Rowan Atkinson.
"Orchid is the ancient Greek word for testicle.
You're welcome." - plain_kloz_cop
We were dubious about this so we Googled it. What do you know, you're right.
"Complaints after Microsoft's Xbox One TV and sports conference - "All I want to do is play games."
Complaints after Sony PS4's no audio CD, MP3 and media playback - "So it can only play games?"
Funny lot aren't we?" - budge
Well, that's one word for it.
"I blame Canada" - obidanshinobi
Nice one, buddy. (I'm not your buddy, guy)
"Sony better up their game. Microsoft coming at PS+ fo' sho'" - Savantcore
If we pretend you're being deadly serious, that seems even funnier.
"Welcome to Tiger Woods Putting Challenge. I am Woods. Now, choose a club. You have chosen a three wood.
May I suggest a putter?
Now enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch.
You have entered "power drive".
Now, push seven eight seven to swing."
Ball is in...parking lot. Would you like to play again?
You have selected, "No."" - dubplate240
We're a sucker for a Simpsons quote at the best of times, but kudos for having the dedication to see it through to the end.
"I remember hiring a video cassette out and having to p**s about with the tracking on the VCR for 30 minutes before we could get a half decent picture" - metallicorphan
Yeah, and you'd sit there on your Space Hopper eating Opal Fruits and Marathon bars. Or something.
MOANERS OF THE WEEK
"If the NSA requested your information from MS or other* hardware manufacturers for that matter, MS * would be legally unable to tell you. If they revealed what information they'd handed over or who was "spied" on, MS executives would be locked up.
It's more serious than some people on this site are making out, they collect information and if you ever do something that upsets the government they can retroactively go back to all the data they've collected to find out if there's any skeletons in your closet.
You may thing oh but I'm not doing anything wrong, as has been reported that doesn't matter. The NSA is effectively thousands of individuals looking at all this information with little or no scrutiny, a demonstration of this is the term LOVINT. The term applies to NSA employees spying on people they are personally involved with such as spouses, ex partners, people who are just attractive or people who have a feud with the NSA employee.
Think about that, it's so common for NSA employees to spy on whoever they want without being challenged that they have a name for it. That shows you how illegal and out of control the whole system is, and we only know about it because 1 man was prepared to throw his life away to tell us about it." - starvinbull
Still though, Forza will be good eh?
"Already a DLC, very disapointing from Rockstar..." - medens
Yeah, that free DLC is a real pain.
"It's a busy launch lineup and I wish them well but I think as usual Capcom is picking numbers out of the air and will use those numbers to attack it's staff when they aren't reached." - Drusus
There's nothing quite like attacking a company for something it hasn't done yet. Proper Minority Report commenting here.
"I doubt XBone will be able to do 32 versus 32 (64 Player server) it would be just too much for the platform and M$ scaling up 720p to 1080p and having it run at 30 FPS a second is just horrid. You might as well just run it with low resolution textures to squeeze out as much FPS as possible. I don't think Major Nelson will deliver and then there is the ongoing XBox Live Gold costs.
Might as well have Battlefield 4 with 256k textures and not 2048 or 4K Textures. It will just be easy for XBone players to cope with after all." - ThisIsBrick
There just aren't enough palms for our face right now.