"Michael Myers and Predator in CoD, Bruce Lee in this, Alien Isolation on the way...we just need Roland Rat to appear in Battlefield now." - Ali_
Now there's a hell of a reference for our younger readers.
"please put bieber in UFC too." - DavidG
That poor boy.
"I'd consider the source. This is in all likelyhood complete and utter b*****ks. well thought out b*****ks, but still false." - WHERESMYMONKEY
Guess what happened two days later...
"This guy punts his b.s. in a Kinect 'proof of concept' video and then says this? Peter - sit down and retire, you jackass." - WillyMcBurgle
Oooof. Such venom.
"You have to understand that Notch is really not a public 'persson' (pun intended)." - trzarector
See, this is why we don't do 'puns of the week' anymore.
"Is that a screenshot from the 1982 game? Either that or a screenshot from the latest Watch Dogs trailer?" - Beebop10
"Yeah,......it's being rewritten to appear in cinemas yearly with minor tweaks to the script." - ingy
"Xbox. Show me some tits" - Squall5005
*Xbox loads up BBC iPlayer, plays Top Gear*
"Either give us a date or stop teasing us." - roland82
"Last time I tried that argument, she took a restraining order out on me." - beemoh
Live and learn.
MOANERS OF THE WEEK
"another mindles mmo with elder scrolls skin on it, im not buyin it" - rivariad
I haven't played an MMO with a mindle in that that I didn't like.
"So.......many........issues. So about as ready to release as the 360 was!! Neg me all you like its the truth!! Microsoft release unfit/finished hardware/software shocker." - topcat
Yup. In other news, how about that upcoming PS4 update?
"I really dislike UFC, its a disgusting "sport".
Lets stick two guys in a ring and let them brutally beat the crap out of eachother no holds barred.
Yeah, I watched a fight at my mates house and Jesus Christ, never again!
Knees to the head (which resulted in the biggest BUMP I've ever seen), choke holds etc
Fxxk that sxxt, gimme a WWE DVD and I'll be content watching that." - CloudLXXXV
You probably shouldn't go to your mate's house if he hosts actual fights.
"Sweet, more tv for your xbox's. M$ must be finally justifying everyones X1 purchases." - Gameoholic007
What? Sorry, I was playing Titanfall and didn't hear what you said.
"Was going to say, how can people berate the price for Ground Zeroes when Ninty are ripping people off like this?" - OneChilledMofo
Ah, you'll have played it then.
180-DEGREE BACKTRACK OF THE WEEK
"WTF? Who the hell keeps buying Fifa? You're turning EA into the next Rockerfeller. Listen gamers, we already have enough nuts trying to form a one world government, we don't need more. Have you never read the bible or watched Zeitgeist? Wait... Zeitgeist pretty much attacks the bible so that's a bit of a contradictory statement. Know what else is contradictory? Demanding originality while keeping games like Fifa at the top of the charts. Get your act together fellow gamers and stop buying Fifa.
Mind, it's been a year since I last played Fifa and it was much improved, might just pick Fifa 14 up later this week." - starsail
That's impressive mood-swinging right there.