"Sony better have some hidden gems ready for E3." - TheLastDodo
"You can always use a guide to find them if you get stuck." - Tailisjoy
Prima will be rubbing its hands.
"I hear he sees the world in polygons and if you open his curtains, it will kill him." - unclemonkey
You mean it'd be curtains for him?
"Their pore tech is amazing! Can't wait to see what they do with oranges, my fruit killing skills are remarkable." - neogreyfox
Fruit Ninja X Call Of Duty confirmed.
"They heard David Moyes was taking over." - Barry316
"At last a reason to get the WIi U!
I hope there are lots of rituals and bad endings for me to get" - robjd
Well, that's owning a Wii U for you.
"126 holes? Dropping white balls in them? Tag-teaming with Mario? There's a pun here somewhere... it must be found!
*puts on his serious thinking specs*" - MPH
I'll come back later, you've clearly got a fairway to go.
"I thought CoD didn't support 60-player teams." - EvilDog77
Hmmm, he must have actually been playing Battlefield.
"Apparently he thought it was his duty to call them." - danieljthurman
PUNS OF THE WEEK: THE GOAT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
"s**t just goat serious!" - Bear Jew
"How much more can be rammed into this game?" - richomack360
"Surely that should be Baa...kour !" - martinawatson
Half a star.
"Traverse the city as Bleater Parkour after er... Being milked by a radio active farmer... With great angora comes great er... Sexy knitwear." - jodders
Pass marks for effort.
"This should be an Xbone exclusive, might actually help to shift a few more consoles!!" - PS4theking
Hang on, that's not even a pun. That's just rubbish trolling. Get out.
MOANERS OF THE WEEK
"you lost me with 'purchased with in-game cash'." - aidygaga
Why? Would you rather pay with real cash?
"hang on a second. Another COD??! So you mean to tell me that we are going to be treated to a 'looks over substance' game that relies on a multiplayer experience that is now generic AND continually refuses to improve the single player experience despite loyal fans demanding it in exchange for their hard earned money which actually keeps the COD franchise running?? Sign me up now!!!!" - DrakeandSully
If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were being sarcastic. It's the fourth exclamation mark that makes me suspicious, you see.
"There's no hope left" - Rattlecat
Yes, because a popular series selling lots of games is the final sign of the apocalypse.
"EA doesn't seen to know Math very well. This gen is the 8th generation. The last one is the 7th. Ignoring important parts of history like the classic arcade days, the NES saving the industry and the first true upgrade and rivalry between the SNES and Sega Genesis is simply stupid. They are important parts of history and should be taken into account and embraced. It really annoys the heck out of me that they would ignore just grand times in the history of my favorite medium." - UberPyro64
Still though, that Dragon Age video eh?