The list of unlockable Achievements for Fable II has appeared on the internet and as you can imagine for a Lionhead game, it's full of fun and debauchery.
There's orgies, Goths, chicken-kicking and... well see for yourself.
The full game is out on October 24, and the Pub Games arrive on Xbox Live Arcade this Wednesday. Here's our pick of the Achievements:
The Bigamist -10g Get married a second time, whilst still married to your first spouse.
The Swinger -5g Take part in an orgy, responsibly
The Romantic -10g Take a villager on a perfect date. You will need the right location and expression.
The Goth -5g Dye your hair black, wear an outfit made entirely out of black clothes, and wear some black make-up.
The Chicken kicker -5g Kick a chicken a respectable distance. As if kicking chickens was remotely respectable.
Apparently only Game and Gamestation are gonna be doing the free pubcodes in the UK, I don't trust either of those places to get me the game on release date though so I'll just be buying them off XBLA.
Oh and apparently people who have been in touch with GAME and Gamestation found that their staff didn't even know anything about the offer.
I'd laugh if you can earn the Orgy achievement online...
I don't trust either of those places to get me the game on release date though so I'll just be buying them off XBLA.
Honestly?
I never used to order from Game but since they ditched the P&P and became more competitive on price (online, their stores are still way OTT), I've found them to be really good.
The last 5 pre-orders from them have all arrived before their 'official' due date (generally arriving on the Thursday for a Friday release).
If you've not used Game's website for a while it might be worth a change of heart. Especially if you look on www.retailmenot.com first to get a discount code, usually saving between another £3 and £5
Oh and apparently people who have been in touch with GAME and Gamestation found that their staff didn't even know anything about the offer.
thats cause 90% of the people who work in these places are gormless t**ts. honestly, they don't have a clue. all they want you to do is walk up to the counter, game in hand and hand over the cash. i've seen the look of fear when i've asked when a certain games gonna come out. and don't ever ask them what system your games coming out on. i spoke to one last year and he was adamant that pro evo would never be released on a xbox console. cause it was and always will be a ps exclusive seriously, if your gonna do the job at least research what your doing a bit.
The Goth achievement is a standard for me and I'm so glad they've got it correct rather than it being some 'emo' bulls**t; I really do hate those c***s more than anything.
With the way things currently are can't wait to see on the front page of CVG "Fable 2 told me to jump off a 500 foot cliff" thats going to go down well. See what I did there?
Can't wait for this to come out looks to be good fun. Orgy's ahoy.
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