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Nina: Agent Chronicles Review

4.7

Format PC

Developer City Interactive

Publisher City Interactive

Genre Action, Adventure

14-Oct-2003

"Excellent! Let us hope that major reinforcements don't not come," mutters Nina, the Polish-woman-in-a-bra-with-a-gun, as she kills yet another Taliban warrior. Her mistranslated lines, with a supposedly sexy accent that lands somewhere between an Austrian Janet Street-Porter and Michael Caine after a hard day of drinking paint, hardly register a flicker of excitement. And you won't either.

Nina: Agent Chronicles is a pretty lame excuse for an FPS. Its main selling point is the top Polish model who plays Nina (A real girl! With breasts and everything!). This pretty much tells you exactly how the game is going to play: stupid enemies, gunfire that sounds like '80s rock drumming and a replay value of absolute zero.

Slight salvation can be found in a few nice graphical touches and a reliance on some intuitive puzzles rather than gun battles, but ultimately Nina isn't worth your time or your money.

PC Zone Staff