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[FullMentalJaikie]

Is it just me, or is every presenter on t.v. and radio just a talent vacuum? I'll give a few examples.

1. Vernon Kay. He wasn't even ery good on radio, thinks he's funny and he really isn't, so what do they do? give him a f**kin prime time quiz show, that's what.

2. Adrian Chiles. He was good on working lunch, but that's because he knew what he was talking about, so they throw him right in at the deep end with MOTD2 when he clearly knows not a thing about football, now he has a prime time show every night of the week, when he clearly does not have the charm or charisma to carry it off.

3. Lenny Henry. Someone please tell him Arooga, or whatever the f**k he says is just not funny anymoe, if it ever was, in fact, tell him his whole act was never funny, and he's just an arsehole.

4. Radio 1 DJ's. Outwith Chris Moyles, who i also used to think was a total snooker cue, all the DJ's on Britains Number 1 Radio station just lack any sort of charm or charisma. Just listen to the dreary voice of Jo Wiley, she who is the saviour of new music, it really gets on my goat, as do the bloody sycophants who are the rest of the team on all these shows, they laugh at absolutely anything.

Over to you lot, what celebs really bug you?
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[Plex]

I must say that Zac Efron really tests my patience. All the seven-year-old pre-pubescent females were in love with him after High School Musical, so despite his lack of awe, they plastered him into Hairspray. >.<
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[FullMentalJaikie]

You know who i really hate? that little git Alex Zane, he thinks he's gods gift, the only gift i'd give the little s**t is a petrol bomb, see if he's got balls of steel then.
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[Buggs_17]

I thought Lenny Henry was quite funny
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[FullMentalJaikie]

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Lenny Henry is funny and Adrian Chiles is good on MOD2.

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[Beats12]

I don't mind Adrian Chiles. Better than Lineker, at least.

Chris Evans really annoys me. He is clearly in love with himself and every time I hear him on the radio or see him on TV, I can't help but imagine punching him in the mouth!
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[The_Truth]

Paris Hilton represents everything that's wrong with celebrities.

As for presenters, I've always hated all those idiots on T4.
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[Zabba 2]

Catherine Tate is simply not funny. I don't know why she's so popular and I'm officially annoyed she's in the next series of Doctor Who.

Paris Hilton annoys me as well, she's basically famous because of relatives and a home made porn movie. Yet some people treat her like god's gift to humanity.
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Bob Geldof - If you dont know why then i hate you too.
Bono - See above.
Jamie Oliver - Silly tw@ wants to FORCE us to eat healthily.
Carol Vorderman - Sell out extrodinaire.
Kylie Minogue - Yes you had cancer, I DONT CARE!!!!. Stop milking it to jump start your career.
Gordon Ramsey - A cook who made a TV career from being an b*st*rd.
Spice Girls - Their talentless hasbeens, they dont even have new songs for their world tour.
Gordon Brown - ZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZ.


........ damn theirs SO MANY, ill be back... that reminds me.


Arnold Shwarzenegger - An embarrassment to the American democracy.
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[FullMentalJaikie]

I think the only one above i'd disagree with would be Kylie, purely because in my mind i still believe i'll get a ride of her. I think it's basically every talentless nonentity i've got a gripe with, i mean when will Pete Doherty just do us all a favour and die?
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[Bickaxe]

Ricky Gervais - You're not big, clever or funny. Sod off to the USA, they think you're amazing.
Tim Westwood - You're white!!! 'kin act like it!

I'll agree with the Catherine Tate and Paris Hilton votes too
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[G_Man_007]

Catherine Tate and all who think the sun shines out of her t**t annoy the f**k out of me. I weep for the new series of Doctor Who...

Vernon Kay I don't mind, and I have nothing against Chiles or Henry at all, though there is a special place in hell for Moyles. Not funny at all
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[NG_21]

Also i agree with everything Jaikie said in the first post, i really do hate them all. And i really dont know how Paris became so big and popular.

Also Sharon Osbourne, and while i adore what she has done for the music buisness, just dont do anymore interview shows please.

Tell you who else i hate, the people who do Gaming programs, shows or features who always smile when there talking as if to say its a load of ruubish, and they dont take it seriously, you know who i mean?
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[Railgun_Sniper]

The guy that shot Westwood didn't fill him with lead, he filled him with undeserved credibility.
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[Cobford]

Sarah Cox. My god, she has got to be the worst person ever in the history of the world. Her voice is more like some sort of screech used by the Secret Service to drive suspects insane to make them talk. She is not funny in the slightest and talks about the worst stuff ever.

Chris Moyles isn't great either, the rest of his show are a lot more talented then him, me reckons.

Also all footballs who sell themselves for aftershave, razors or cars. I hate football.

Also I hate Amy Winehouse. She's only famous because of her alcohol/drug problem. If she came from Glasgow no one would blink an eyelid.

Also all Big Brother contestants.

And most celebrities.

Anyone wanna be my friend?
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[Buggs_17]

The next person who puts Paris Hilton in a list of celebrity's they don't like i will personally hunt them down and shove their hands down their throat

Well maybe not on Mondays, you know im busy.And Wednesday because im watching the football. And i cant really do the weekends because of traffic conditions...... but Tuesday, Thursday and Friday are my free days.

Simple fact Paris Hilton is the biggest waste of air and space ever. If i could go back in time i would cut of Mr Hilton's Family Jewels so he dosent have the bitch, saving us all from the crap from her that fills newspapers and magazines
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[Cobford]

Of course I also hate Paris Hilton...
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[Acheron51]

Complaining is the main body of content on this site. If you erase Paris Hilton from time, we lose a lot of material.
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[Scouse Soldier]

id shag paris hilton.

[The_Truth]

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