Bible Adventures (1994): Kick Goliath's ass with a kung fu David, then prepare for the bolt of lightning when you drop baby Moses. The Good Book doth not maketh a good game. Probably quite a cheap licence to pick up, though. Robocop (2003): A game so bad, so truly bad, that Titus Interactive is awaiting trial for war crimes. Take Robocop, make everything look boxy, remove any trace of fun, wait for five years - then sell, sell, sell! Doesn't make the punters buy, buy, buy, though. Back To The Future Part II (1990): Marty McFly is more unresponsive than a stroke victim and his hover-board is a balsa wood atrocity. Shattering our dreams of the future, it was a simple case of Back to the Bargain bin. ET: The Extra Terrestrial (1982): Looking like a space turtle's penis, ET was so appalling that nearly all five million copies were left rotting in an Atari warehouse - then promptly buried in a New Mexico land fill.